yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

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arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

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lies will always be lies no matter how white they are

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savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

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baphometthebitch:

And all LGBTQIA+ (as well as non binary, ect!)

baphometthebitch:

And all LGBTQIA+ (as well as non binary, ect!)

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thesescarsw0ntheal:

Hey fighter, place your and over your heart, feel that? That’s called purpose. You have so many options in life. Don’t make giving up one of them.

thesescarsw0ntheal:

Hey fighter, place your and over your heart, feel that? That’s called purpose. You have so many options in life. Don’t make giving up one of them.

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Q
Darrlliinng! Heya. So I'm buying some hydros tomorrow. My buddy said she only snorts half of one but.. that doesn't seem like it'd do anything? Only half? Should I start with that, and then wait an hour or so for another line, or?
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heroin-temptation:

Well you’re not exactly telling me the mg so I mean, difficult for me to answer this question specifically really.

If your friend snorts it and says that she gets high, then just listen to her. I mean, yes snorting hydromorphone is very wasteful because the BA is so low, but it is possible to get high of course. I don’t know how sensitive you are to opioids or how small/big you are so I mean, I can’t really give you an exact amount of hydro you should do.

I would just listen to your friend really since she knows you and is experienced (I’m assuming she has no tolerance as well). After you do one line, you don’t have to wait an hour. Just wait like 7 minutes to be pretty sure you know and then do more if necessary.

Be safe!


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gifyourass:

This show is gold